Jan 6, 2009

iPoking Fun


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Oh, you Mac losers users, you're all so adorably predictable; I'd be an Apple Sheep, too, if the Esq would let me. But we live in a Mac-free home, and I can tell by the look on his face that living in a Mac-free world is the ultimate goal.

11 comments:

Joanna said...

WTF? This is retarded. It may work okay for people who type less than 10 words a minute, like monkeys or toddlers, but if I had to use that piece of shit I'd end up just using it for target practice for my CWP.

It's just an oversized iPod with a bigger hard drive. Gee, how revolutionary.

matt said...

WTF.

I am now considering a (potentially unwise) foray into iMacauley Culkin jokes...

*hugs laptop reassuringly*

Mike said...

Hilarious. I'm plastering this all over the interwebs and using it to annoy mac zealots everywhere.

Argentum Vulgaris said...

waiting for the day when you have to go oustide the building to use a mac on the street...

AV
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Michelle Auer said...

"The hummingbird battery can power the wheel a full 19 minutes before it needs to be recharged!" Bwhahahahaha!
This is really funny!

Marko said...

No keyboard, it looks a little alien to me.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

This video is care of The Onion. By the way. :)

Of course it's a joke! But good God, I can totally see those Mac zealots actually buying it.

Joanna said...

Oh my GAWD. Color me stupid. I was watching the video at work and didn't even notice it was courtesy The Onion. Thank Koresh for that. It seemed about as useful as tits on a cactus.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD, JOANNA. This shit *is* about as useful as tits on a cactus. But also, people really are this blind when it comes to their overpriced, name brand products.

Ben Allen said...

Apple whore. The term is Apple _whore_.

(he says, clutching his macbook and ipod.)

Snotty McSnotterson said...

APPLE WHORE! *points and laughs*

Hey, I have an Ipod. I even got Justin to *use* it a few times. It probably burned his ears.