Jan 8, 2009

I Failed Geography

















Snotty: Where's Philadelphia? Ohio?
Manthony: Pennsylvania?
Snotty: What?
Manthony: And Pittsburgh.
Snotty: I thought Pittsburgh was in Ohio, too?
Manthony: Well now we have to look it up.

Answer: they're both in Pennsylvania. Everyone knows that.

13 comments:

matt said...

Don't worry, I'll bet that hoser on facebook and several of your fundamentalist Christian readers didn't know that either.

Geography's fake science anyway.

Like political science.

matt said...

And EVOLUTION.

matt said...

Oops. I guess I'm the dick now...

Snotty McSnotterson said...

Oh my. Matt, I think people are going to think YOU'RE the crazy person now. I'm just saying.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

Did you say "And EVOLUTION?"

Marko said...

Ha ha, your funny!

Snotty McSnotterson said...

No, you're funny :) And probably better at geography than me. Than I. Than me. And probably better with Engrish.

Joanna said...

Speaking of Engrish, Sn0tty have you been to http://www.engrish.com? One of my favorite sites. Ever.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

I have, the Esq pointed me in its' direction. So. Funny. Also: sad! Like, sad-funny. And: pathetic. :)

matt said...

And GENDER STUDIES.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

Oh, Matt. What's the point of gender studies if you aren't going to put your knowledge to good use? I mean, on a person of the *opposite* gender.

matt said...

And COMPARATIVE RELIGION (there can be ONLY ONE)

matt said...

*pushing this joke until it breaks*