Wow. WOW. It's a good thing I've actually met you, and know that you are in fact a very sweet and pleasant brown person. If I just knew you from here, I might worry you were a front for a (gay-loving (like all of them are)) Aryan Nation group. But I know it's okay, so that's OK.
I doubt you've actually met me, Matt, if you're describing me as a sweet and pleasant person--perhaps you'll meet the real me tomorrow night. :)
Plus, if I didn't like bright white, totally cold boys, I might not like you so much. (I assume you're cold due to the crazy ass bike-riding in all kinds of weather, weirdo).
At Whoreleen's. Last Year. Christmas strays. You were wearing a brown zippie sweatshirt thingee & a green t-shirt, I think? I was totally drunk, and sick, and freezing (and I got there late), so you seemed nice compared to how I felt.
Sorry, I won't say anything else that might damage your street cred.
What I meant to say is: That Snotteh is a bad mutha- (shut yo mouth!) I'm just talkin 'bout Snotteh! Then we can dig it.
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Quite the opposite as to how I like my gals...
That looks waaaaaaaaay too cold for me!
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...and you sent it my way.
Thanks.
It -was- too cold for me. It still is. Although I enjoy the sun being out when it's snowy--it's all winter wonderlandy.
Wen, you're welcome. Your enthusiastic thanks is all I want for Christmas, really.
It's roughly 2 degrees outside with a -24 degree wind chill and it is estimated that we will get up to 8" of snow tomorrow.
I can hardly contain myself.
I hope you got snow tires for that Vespa. :)
Everything is melting right now, thanks to Mr. Sun. But it's still fa-reezing. Not, like, midwestern freezing, but northwestern for sure.
It's how you prefer your pride, too. Gurl you know it's true!
White is right! White power!
I dunno, it seems a bit off for a brown person to be exclaiming that.
Wow. WOW. It's a good thing I've actually met you, and know that you are in fact a very sweet and pleasant brown person.
If I just knew you from here, I might worry you were a front for a (gay-loving (like all of them are)) Aryan Nation group. But I know it's okay, so that's OK.
I think...
I doubt you've actually met me, Matt, if you're describing me as a sweet and pleasant person--perhaps you'll meet the real me tomorrow night. :)
Plus, if I didn't like bright white, totally cold boys, I might not like you so much. (I assume you're cold due to the crazy ass bike-riding in all kinds of weather, weirdo).
At Whoreleen's. Last Year. Christmas strays. You were wearing a brown zippie sweatshirt thingee & a green t-shirt, I think?
I was totally drunk, and sick, and freezing (and I got there late), so you seemed nice compared to how I felt.
Sorry, I won't say anything else that might damage your street cred.
What I meant to say is:
That Snotteh is a bad mutha-
(shut yo mouth!)
I'm just talkin 'bout Snotteh!
Then we can dig it.
Colder than Iceman.*◊
* As in from "Top Gun."
◊ 'Cause I have, like, poor circulation and shit.
Matt, I totally remember meeting you, but I'm going to say your alleged drunkenness caused you to misinterpret my poopiness for sweetness. :)
Also, I am a bad mutha (shutting my mouth).
Is that what Oren's been saying? I:^(
*LOL* Probably.
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