Dec 8, 2008

Meet the F*ckers

Above: Meet the Anti-Christ (even her initials are AC). And Sean Hannity.

The award for Best Spiritual Middle Finger to the Far Right goes to.... *drumroll, please*.... Deepak Chopra! *canned applause*

Read his spiritually-centered kiss-off letter to Sean Hannity here.

I really can't stand that Hannity asshole; I hope one day he's caught in flagrante delicto with Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly, smoking pot with an unnamed illegal alien on a bed made from Communist flags in a stem-cell research lab. Watching episodes of The Daily Show, and laughing. out. loud.



Manthony said...

I love, love, LOVE Deepak Chopra's open letter! He takes the high road by not being an asshole, but still stood up for himself. Suhweet!

Snotty McSnotterson said...

I'm not kidding when I say, I love this man. Not Sean Hannity, but Deepak Chopra. That guy knows the art of saying 'fuck you.' Maegan said...

lol are hilarious!

Snotty McSnotterson said...

No, HANNITY is hilarious! :) Well, only the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Everything else is tragic.

Comedy Goddess said...

"The far right has deflated, so you are there to pump it up with hot air. If you stop blowing, you'll be out of a job. I empathize."

Is Deepak saying that Sean is giving blow jobs to the far right?

Oh really now! I meant is a joke! I love Deepak.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

I'm totally quoting you on Huffington Post: ' unnamed inside source reveals that Sean Hannity has been secretly giving blow jobs to the far right.'

Actually, that's at least metaphorically true.