Dec 1, 2008

For the Love of Poodle

Horror of horrors. Not the poor pathetic doggie, but the brain-dead woman behind this farce; I hope she never has children. Some women grow up and surround themselves with cats; this one just needed a dog, a dye kit, and a little imagination. In many of the photos, the dog seems to be conveying a message, which I interpreted as 'MERCY KILL ME.'

I'm also fairly incensed that out of all these dog-grooming no-no's, the owner never thought to make the dog into a unicorn. Duh.

Chapeau to the Esq, who ganked it from Colleen.


Manthony said...

Oh. My. God.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

I'm no dog lover, but I would rescue this dog if I could. Or, set it on fire, either way.

Manthony said...

And I would help you either steal the dog and run or collect kindling.

Here I thought the annoyed cat wearing a sweater and vest I saw at Pike Place Market today needed help. It was part of some weird corner booth set up by some crazy semi-homeless guy who was using it to garner attention and money. That was nothing compared to this dog!

Snotty McSnotterson said...

The dog is like the walking dead, dude; it's scary!