Sep 21, 2008

Supersize Me

Photo: King Kong rules the free(way) world.

We were driving home from a birthday meet-up last night when this Monster Truck roared past us on the freeway. It was the size of King Kong and the color of anger, no joke. I was in the middle of a sentence when it sped by, and promptly forgot what we were talking about.

Esq: That's a pretty big truck.
Me: And a very small penis.
Esq: But look at all of the room the truck has instead!
Me: What does that have to do with the price of eggs?
Esq: What if you needed to transport a grand piano? I couldn't do that with my penis.


Mathias N Oz said...

Chuck Norris could transport a grand piano with his penis.

Snotty McSnotterson said...

Chuck Norris has a pretty grand penis, I hear.

matt said...

Speaking of Chuck Norris' penis, remember Mike Huckabee and his bass guitar and his man-love for the McCainster? Doesn't he just seem safe and quaint compared to the hell-beast that is Sarah Palin?
Hell-beast, I tells ya.

Buttercup said...

Its like I told you earlier. Justin: A Man of Few Words But You Better Be Listening.

Laura said...

Chuck has a baby grand penis.