Photo: My childhood tasted like this.
This is all very random, but last night I purged my cell phone 'notepad' of strange things I had said/written down over the past few weeks (my phone is where I write everything, minus the book -which isn't a book yet- and the blog), and these were my favorites:
*Comments that were said and written down are preceded by a colon; everything else is just a note or a reminder*
It's like we're trapped in a well, but we're happy!
Burning man + iron man=melting man
(Cory spilled beer on the floor, and mopped it up with the sock he was wearing)
Me: This is how a bachelor lives.
Cory: Shut up.
Me: With honor and dignity.
Cory: (spills again) Damn it!
Why is there a USB keychain with a lotion attached to it at the Microsoft Company store?
Note to self: get a Ben Franklin impersonator for a bachelorette party someday
Kungfu Banana Backflips!
Justin: There will always be a younger, fungible unit for older men to stick their money into.
Me: The tomato plant is like the pig of the plant world. Smart and underrated.
Me: Reading their blog is like watching someone go through reeeally bad therapy where they gain no insight in the end.
Me: I don't like shredded wheat, but I like the idea of an interactive cereal. I like having the image of a shredded wheat eater.
Me: Guaranteed equal distribution throughout a salad is my one requirement in choosing a salad dressing.
Why do I hate tea cozies?
Everybody Stabs Raymond would have been a much better show.
Do Otter Pops cheapen an event, or enliven it?
Justin: Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Actual writing later; I'm heading to Green Lake with Manthony and then home to do more job searching. PS: download or rent the movie Darkon. You won't be sorry.