
Photo: I have no idea what his penis looks like.
Cory and I were talking on the balcony for over an hour, just now; we were having one of those deep, meaningful discussions that mean absolutely nothing. It was so deep, in fact, that I remember only one thing he said and one thing I said, and it was this:
Me: That's a rule. No one should know what their best friends' husbands' penises look like. No one.
Cory: Totally.
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