Nov 24, 2008
WHAT THE EFF. This was innocently hung on the wall behind me at O'Houlie's, which was a fun/frightening karaoke bar we went to last Friday night. One of the local yokels stared me down while I was taking the photo, as though I was offending her bad taste in white trash hybrid cocktails; she looked like a 'Chelada' fan, basically. She was probably drinking it while giving me the evil eye, although she didn't keel over from the taste, so maybe not.
If you're looking for 'classy', look no further, my friends; your dream drink just arrived. Because when I think of making a nice, mixed beverage--an alcoholic one, mind you--I immediately think of CLAMATO JUICE. The intoxicating rush of clams and tomatoes in a can, together at last. But wait! Don't forget to add the refreshing taste of BUD LIGHT: aromatic, low-caloried, and loaded with frothy, pee-tasting goodness--the perfect accoutrement to any can of clam juice. Put them together, give 'em a sassy name that reminds you of a Gloria Estefan song, and they will be unstoppable.
[RADWORDS]: CLAMATO, BUD LIGHT, CHELADA, O'HOULIE'S, PEE-TASTING GOODNESS.