Nov 17, 2008
Above: Just add Jesus.
I have much to say--about everything, really--but have no motivation to write after going to the Grey Gallery for a blogger meet-n-greet/fundraiser (called Blogsgiving!), and then The Elysian for a late-night dinner. For someone who has no money, no motivation, and very little will to live, I sure am living it up.
The ballet blog and the Esq's birthday blog are on their way... I just need a full 6-8 hours of sleep (for once in my life) before attempting to finish them. They are my DOOM. Until then, feast your eyes upon my new favorite (horrific! hideous! entertaining! educational!) blog, written by devout Mormon women for other devout Mormon women; the link here will take you to the girl-to-girl honeymoon advice page. No, I'm not kidding. I've spent hours on this site, thanks to Bangs McGee, and feel like I may never need to read another blog, ever again. I may even quit blogging completely, because their blog is like--it's like--it's like meeting Jesus and he offers you a large bag of money, some non-addictive heroin, and an all-strings-attached relationship with Johnny freaking Depp: IT'S THE PERFECT SCENARIO. It's a lot like my other favorite blog, MOM FWDS, which is a site featuring the useless, inappropriate forwards that your mom sends out. The two sites aren't really alike, but they give me the same illusion of joy/'fuck-I-wish-I'd-thought-of-that-first' feeling. You go now. See you bright and noon-ish.