Apr 24, 2008

Proud Snotty Keep On Burnin'...

Photo: My next profession.
















Ooh! I also put my notice in yesterday at work. *grin* I feel really liberated, panicked, happy, and stressed. All good things.

Here are the places I would prefer working, if anyone has a connection there:

-A magical fairy wonderland.

-The office of David (or Amy) Sedaris.

-Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

-A den of iniquity.

-A different planet in a different solar system.

-Johnny Depp's back pocket.

-The New Yorker.

-A Mexican wrestling ring.

-The Third Reich.

-A miniature bunny farm.

-A time travel company.

-A palace made of cupcakes.

-Your mom's house.

So keep your eyes peeled, whatever that means.

...and I'm rolling, rolling, rolling on the river.

4 comments:

Bree said...

miniature bunny RANCH. midgets an'that.

i'm INTO it.

Manthony said...

I don't see why you couldn't work for the New Yorker co-writing a travel article with David and Amy Sedaris, about a time-travel company that will take to a magical fairy wonderland where Johnny Depp, Mexican wrestlers, miniature bunnies, Willy Wonka, and everybody's mom lives happily in a palace made of cupcakes. Right?

Anonymous said...

Bunnies, we should start an organic pygmy farm!--jenny

Snotty McSnotterson said...

These are all good ideas. I will think about it, and get back to you. Good work, soldiers!