Apr 24, 2008

Proud Snotty Keep On Burnin'...

Photo: My next profession.

Ooh! I also put my notice in yesterday at work. *grin* I feel really liberated, panicked, happy, and stressed. All good things.

Here are the places I would prefer working, if anyone has a connection there:

-A magical fairy wonderland.

-The office of David (or Amy) Sedaris.

-Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

-A den of iniquity.

-A different planet in a different solar system.

-Johnny Depp's back pocket.

-The New Yorker.

-A Mexican wrestling ring.

-The Third Reich.

-A miniature bunny farm.

-A time travel company.

-A palace made of cupcakes.

-Your mom's house.

So keep your eyes peeled, whatever that means.

...and I'm rolling, rolling, rolling on the river.


Bree said...

miniature bunny RANCH. midgets an'that.

i'm INTO it.

Manthony said...

I don't see why you couldn't work for the New Yorker co-writing a travel article with David and Amy Sedaris, about a time-travel company that will take to a magical fairy wonderland where Johnny Depp, Mexican wrestlers, miniature bunnies, Willy Wonka, and everybody's mom lives happily in a palace made of cupcakes. Right?

Anonymous said...

Bunnies, we should start an organic pygmy farm!--jenny

Snotty McSnotterson said...

These are all good ideas. I will think about it, and get back to you. Good work, soldiers!