I was talking about Orlando Bloom with a client today, and she was commenting on his uber-hotness. I prefer Orlando Bloom as he was in Pirates of the Caribbean: young, brunette, and constantly wet. Sounds like a porno I once
My client could not stop talking about him. She even used the most boring phrase in history to describe her affections for him:
"I wouldn't kick him out of bed!" *canned laughter*
Why this phrase is totally over:
1. It is the direct equivalent to "all that and a bag of chips"; hot, anorexic moms from Madison Park use this outdated lingo, along with "that's fabulous!" and "oh no, you di'int!" Apparently they didn't get the memo: it's 2008 and we don't live in Puyallup.
2. It is factually incorrect. "I wouldn't kick HIM out of bed!" implies that Orlando Bloom was a contender for your bedroom shenanigans, and that just simply isn't true. The way she said it (and the grrrl-you-so-craaazy! reaction she got from her girlfriends) made it seem like Orlando Bloom was already in her bed, waiting for her to get home, and she was just making the obvious choice to keep him there.
3. It's dumb.