Snotty: Where's Philadelphia? Ohio?
Manthony: Pennsylvania?
Snotty: What?
Manthony: And Pittsburgh.
Snotty: I thought Pittsburgh was in Ohio, too?
Manthony: Well now we have to look it up.
Answer: they're both in Pennsylvania. Everyone knows that.
Jan 8, 2009
I Failed Geography
Snotty: Where's Philadelphia? Ohio?
Manthony: Pennsylvania?
Snotty: What?
Manthony: And Pittsburgh.
Snotty: I thought Pittsburgh was in Ohio, too?
Manthony: Well now we have to look it up.
Answer: they're both in Pennsylvania. Everyone knows that.
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Don't worry, I'll bet that hoser on facebook and several of your fundamentalist Christian readers didn't know that either.
Geography's fake science anyway.
Like political science.
And EVOLUTION.
Oops. I guess I'm the dick now...
Oh my. Matt, I think people are going to think YOU'RE the crazy person now. I'm just saying.
Did you say "And EVOLUTION?"
Ha ha, your funny!
No, you're funny :) And probably better at geography than me. Than I. Than me. And probably better with Engrish.
Speaking of Engrish, Sn0tty have you been to http://www.engrish.com? One of my favorite sites. Ever.
I have, the Esq pointed me in its' direction. So. Funny. Also: sad! Like, sad-funny. And: pathetic. :)
And GENDER STUDIES.
Oh, Matt. What's the point of gender studies if you aren't going to put your knowledge to good use? I mean, on a person of the *opposite* gender.
And COMPARATIVE RELIGION (there can be ONLY ONE)
*pushing this joke until it breaks*
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